A Desperate Attempt at Being an Iconic Tastemaker

Allo Darlin’ “Will You Please Spend New Year’s With Me?”

When I feel kinda like a giant useless slump
Ready to be taken to the rubbish dump
You call me up on your red telephone
Make me happy again and then you have to go

But I’ve been trying to think positively
About taking up new activities
I’ll do yoga and learn Chinese
Play accordion and eat my peas

But will you spend New Year’s Eve with me?
We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night

Everybody else will be out drinking
But I don’t feel like drinking
Do you wanna stay in and hang out with me
We could play some Monopoly

It’s embarrassing to think that at 25
I’m not doing something more wild with my life
There’s a party over here, a party there
But my favourite party is in my bed

So will you please spend New Year’s with me?
We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night

We can play Nintendo if you’d let me win
But you’re super competitive with these things
That’s okay, i don’t mind, let’s make popcorn
Do you feel like watching Harold and Maude

You’re the greatest the friend that i’ve ever had
I want you to know that i’m grateful for that
I won’t let our acquaintance ever be forgot
Happy New Year, I love you, you’re the best of the lot

So will you please spend New Year’s with me?
We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night

animalnitrate:

sonic youth -“santa doesn’t cope out on dope”

120memories:

The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl “Fairytale of New York” video featured on 120 Minutes, 1988

The absolute best Christmas song ever! This is how you successfully pull off a sentimental Christmas song that makes even the most jaded soul get misty-eyed. There’s not a dry eye in the house by the time the third verse ends!

(See “Christmas Shoes” as a textbook example of how to epically fail at evoking sentimentality in your listeners.)

Dar Williams “The Christians and the Pagans”

Amber called her uncle, said “We’re up here for the holiday,
Jane and I were having Solstice, now we need a place to stay.”
And her Christ-loving uncle watched his wife hang Mary on a tree,
He watched his son hang candy canes all made with red dye number three.
He told his niece, “It’s Christmas Eve, I know our life is not your style,”
She said, “Christmas is like Solstice, and we miss you and its been awhile,”

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,
And just before the meal was served, hands were held and prayers were said,
Sending hope for peace on earth to all their gods and goddesses.

The food was great, the tree plugged in, the meal had gone without a hitch,
Till Timmy turned to Amber and said, “Is it true that you’re a witch?”
His mom jumped up and said, “The pies are burning,” and she hit the kitchen,
And it was Jane who spoke, she said, “It’s true, your cousin’s not a Christian,”
“But we love trees, we love the snow, the friends we have, the world we share,
And you find magic from your God, and we find magic everywhere.”

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,
And where does magic come from? I think magic’s in the learning,
‘Cause now when Christians sit with Pagans only pumpkin pies are burning.

When Amber tried to do the dishes, her aunt said, “Really, no, don’t bother.”
Amber’s uncle saw how Amber looked like Tim and like her father.
He thought about his brother, how they hadn’t spoken in a year,
He thought he’d call him up and say, “It’s Christmas and your daughter’s here.”
He thought of fathers, sons and brothers, saw his own son tug his sleeve, saying,
“Can I be a Pagan?” Dad said, “We’ll discuss it when they leave.”

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,
Lighting trees in darkness, learning new ways from the old, and
Making sense of history and drawing warmth out of the cold.

Happy Solstice, everyone!

katydidnot:

aggressively trying to get into the “holiday spirit” by playing julian koster’s singing saw christmas album over and over again. i want to write an (informal blog) essay on THE MUSIC TAPES’ APPROPRIATION OF CULTURAL CHRISTIAN SYMBOLS IN ORDER TO BE AWESOME, or something like that. i consider myself agnostic, but this year i have been getting really into all that other stuff that goes along with christmas, and the music tapes’ holiday caroling shows are pretty much the perfect example of everything i am talking about.

been playing christmas songs all day at work too, all of the days. that’s 21 hours of christmas music this week, you guys. somehow still into it??

Actually, a lot of the symbols of Christmas aren’t very Christian and are actually pagan in nature. Even the date of Christmas itself (December 25th) is based on the date of other Winter Solstice-related celebrations in various pagan cultures. According the the nativity story in the Bible, Jesus was definitely not born during the winter. (The shepherds’ flocks wouldn’t be in out the fields and would instead have been moved into pens until spring.)

Here’s a catchy reggae song (from a pro-Christian/anti-Christmas point of view, interestingly enough) that explains the pagan origins of Christmas: Macka B “Christmas Cancelled”

That said, I’m also an agnostic, and I enjoy Christmas very much. I see Christmas as having a religious component and a secular component. The religious component consists of the story of the birth of Jesus, midnight masses and other Christmas church services, songs that mention the nativity of Jesus, and anything else that depicts or has to do with the nativity story. The secular component is everything else, which includes parties, presents, Santa Claus, decorations featuring non-Christian imagery (snowmen, candy canes, depictions of Santa and reindeer, etc.), songs like “Jingle Bells” or “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” that have no religious content, and other stuff devoid of religious significance (except perhaps to long-forgotten pagan cultures). It’s definitely possible to indulge in the secular component of Christmas while disregarding the religious component. That’s why American courts have upheld Christmas as a Federal holiday and haven’t struck it down pursuant to the establishment clause of the First Amendment (“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…”).

So, I personally disregard the religious component of Christmas, with the exception of songs that include religious content, but my listening to those songs is based on enjoying them only for their aesthetic and musical value, and not for their significance as elements of worship. That’s it. Beyond that, I just see Christmas as a great excuse for partying. And it’s also the time of the year when I get to pull out all those great indiepop Christmas compilations (like those from Kindercore and Cherryade).

TL;DR: Christmas is actually pagan as fuck and you shouldn’t feel hypocritical for celebrating it.

El Perro Del Mar “Auld Lang Syne”

Well, it’s now 2011 in the Eastern part of the United States, so…

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The Lucksmiths “Get-to-Bed Birds”

A New Year’s song by the Lucksmiths. From the Matinée Grand Prix compilation, and also released as a single.

HAPPY 2011, EVERYONE!

(Also, I can’t believe this was a featured track on Pitchfork.)

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katydidnot:

piazza:

Allo Darlin - Will You Please Spend New Years With Me?

Finally an appropriate time of the year to post this! Elizabeth’s voice is always gorgeous but it’s especially lovely and vulnerable on this one (available for a free download on the Fortuna Pop! website as a B-side to The Polaroid Song).

very very appropriate

I was going to post this myself. I wish I could have a New Year’s like the one in the song. (And yes, I wouldn’t just let you win at Nintendo. I wouldn’t rub your losses in, though. It’s just a game.)